Wallaby organic plain lowfat yogurt: This "creamy Australian" yogurt is incredibly runny and thin. Doesn't have enough body to feel satisfying. Plain flavor lacks any tartness. 2.5/5.0
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Bahlsen Hit cookies: Polish sandwich cookies with faintly flavored chocolate biscuit and vanilla cream. Flavor is so-so. An economical choice (at under $2 a tube). Has nothing to do with the flavor, but is apparently distributed in my hometown. 2.5/5.0
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Trader Joe's smashing s'mores: Marshmallow on a graham cracker coated in milk chocolate. The package instructs to microwave between 4 and 6 seconds for a \"traditional treat.\" I did 5 and noticed no change, so I added a few more seconds and some marshmallow immediately leaked out. Stick with 5 seconds. Personally, I prefer my s'mores with just a bit of chocolate, but this is definitely a chocolate lover's s'more. Which is unfortunate because the milk chocolate isn't great. Graham cracker was substantial. Entire package i... (read more) 2.5/5.0
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Maltesers malt balls: milk chocolate covered malt balls from Australia. Originally marketed as a lighter way to enjoy chocolate due to its honeycomb center, which is more air than actual product. This is where Maltesers falls short, particularly compared to the American equivalent, Whoppers; the inside is not substantial enough to have a satisfying melt-in-your melt malt experience, and the chocolate is your typical mass manufactured milk chocolate. About what you would expect from a vending machine classic. 2.5/5.0
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Trader Joe's multigrain crackers: The large size of these crackers enables added toppings, which is good because the lacking flavor necessitates that something more tasty is eaten simultaneously. Eats a little dry. 2.5/5.0
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365 organic frosted flakes: less sugary than those offered by Tony the Tiger but otherwise tastes very similar. An ok basic breakfast cereal. 2.5/5.0
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