Kashi Go Lean Crunch! Honey Almond Flax: Accidentally mistook this for granola. Huge clusters. Strange flavor. 1.5/5.0

Trader Joe's everything crackers: The best flavor of everything bagel I've ever had in a single bite. 3.5/5.0

Trader Joe's quinoa and black bean tortilla chips: good black bean flavor, could be crispier, chips 1.5x too big. 2.5/5.0

Wheat Thins honey wheat stix: Box says "natural flavor with other natural flavor." Tastes of "other natural flavor." 2.0/5.0

Popcorn Indiana aged white cheddar popcorn: messy but tasty (save for the rogue kernels in every mouthful) 3.0/5.0

Porthole root beer: very sweet, not much fizz. 1.5/5.0